![]() ![]() He writes a fifty-page review of Applebee's, lauding it with strong, poetic flattery but giving it a bad review at the very end of his critique over an exceedingly pathetic, shallow, and irrelevant reason. Gerald was also taking his new position as a Yelper very seriously, treating it like a position of deep, profound power and even knowingly neglecting his family in order to finish it. Cartman has even decided to order food from restaurants during lunch instead of eating cafeteria food. Also, due to his ignorance and xenophobia, he nastily refuses to pronounce David's name properly and tries to make him pronounce it without his Spanish accent. Immediately, he abuses his Yelp power to make David say he rides a "tiny bicicleta" to school, threatening to make his already-low rating of his father's restaurant even lower. The next day at school, Cartman is shocked to find that David is a new student at South Park Elementary. Cartman instantly shows his disdain for them, thinking only he deserves to be a restaurant critic. Two random South Park citizens, who also happen to be Yelpers, enter the restaurant and demand special treatment as well. ![]() At the restaurant, Cartman meets a busboy his age named David pronounced (Dah-veed), who happens to be the son of the restaurant's owner. Gerald claims he was secretive about it because he didn't want the restaurant "to kiss his ass too much." Meanwhile, Cartman seems content to abuse his newfound power as a Yelper, demanding a Mexican restaurant to give him free dessert for the possibility of a five-star review. They are told they must wait a half hour before they can be seated, but they are seated right away when Gerald reveals that he is a Yelper. Randy and Gerald attempt to have dinner at one of the new restaurants called Vernacular. ![]() Cartman considers himself the top on-line restaurant reviewer in South Park. ![]()
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